Royal Flush Puns

A list of puns related to "Royal Flush"

I love a royal flush!

It means a great deal to me.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the pregnant mare say when she gave birth upon being dealt a royal flush?

"I foaled."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?

Royal flush!

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👤︎ u/MrBirb_
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?

A royal flush is better than a full house

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👤︎ u/WarningOutOfMind
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.

That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why is the queens toilet so good at poker

It always gets royal flushes

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👤︎ u/MidgetFucker420
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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The Queen of England dropped some valuable cards in the toilet.

They call it the royal flush.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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The King exited the toilet triumphantly...

...proclaiming he had a royal flush

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👤︎ u/globalklaus
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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I've never played poker in my life, so I had quite a bit of trouble in the loo when I was in Her Majesty The Queen's palace..

You see, I don't know much about the royal flush.

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👤︎ u/Apostjustforthis
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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