Oreos Puns

A list of puns related to "Oreos"

I dropped my Oreos...

They became Floor-eos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolphinflavored
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Idea for Oreo ad campaign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaddyMac2112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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The oreo website... use cookies??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TobySullivan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What’s the perfect cookie to eat with Oreos?

Andeos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What’s it called when you ask for Oreos but they bring you Hydrox?

Snacrilege!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelordgenius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Hear they’ve made a new artificially intelligent Oreo?

It's one smart cookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Need help for wedding menu!

We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airianathegreat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What do call a Nabisco delivery truck?

An Oreo speed wagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortuneAndGlory
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What is a Hydrox Cookie’s favorite band?

An oREO Speedwagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyPanties
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Bought some detox tea to loose weight.

It is sublime served with Chips Ahoy/Oreo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goncaloperes
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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You may think you got me

https://imgur.com/052xQtY

Oreo could just admit defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sal6a
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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I dunked today

A rather tall friend of my son's was telling me and some other boys how he dunked (a basketball) today. This boy is taller than I am. The other boys were jealous, but didn't know what to say. I told him that I was dunking earlier today too, but then I ran out of Oreos. I actually got some laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuttierthansquirrels
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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Heard this from my granddad at dinner tonight.

I have two Great Danes. One is named Oreo and the other is Moose.

Granddad: Does it ever make you uncomfortable eating Danish pastries or Oreo cookies?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynxspoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3arD0wn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

He needed new filling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistercathead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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