Sorry, we're all out of Guccis.
Brie-leave me, theyβre terrible.
A cheesey pickup line.
Da brie is everywhere!
...there was nothing left but, debris.
Camembert
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Camembert.
Camembert
There was nothing left but de Brie
De Brie was everywhere
Dad: Well, this is some gouda cheese!
Kid: No, dad, that's camembert.
(I just needed to share this.)
What do you call a....
deer with no eyes? No idea
deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
cow with no legs? Ground beef
donkey with three legs? A wonky
fish with no eyes? A fsh
fly with no wings? A walk
sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi
What's the best cheese to...
hide a horse? Mask a pony (mascarpone)
get a bear out of a tree? Come on bear (camembert)
"I camembert if Iβve told you today, but just in queso I havenβt, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love βcheesyβ holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when weβre apart. Itβs cheddar when weβre together because then I donβt feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
He's smarter than the average bear, let alone the Camembert.
What type of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a tree? camembert!
What type of cheese do you use to hide a horse? mascarpone!
What type of cheese is made backwards? edam!
What did the cheese say to itself when looking in the mirror? haloumi!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? nacho cheese!
Camembert
Camembert camembert.
Da Brie
Camembert! Camembert!
Camembert.
Camembert.
Camembert
