Cheese puns. I Camembert them.

Brie-leave me, they’re terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevbev2020
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Cheese pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanbyrn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Hehe cheese pun :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albme94
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......

Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

(credit goes to M. McKean)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usetheforcechewey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Queso I "found" a few cheese puns. Do these count?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalGeode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I asked my son to stop making cheese puns

They can Brie pretty annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justchillin19
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I tried to think of the cheesiest way to make a goulda cheese pun, but it could always be cheddar πŸ§€
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilthickee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I got told if I made anymore cheese puns at work I would be fired.

I say Gouda riddance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Cheese puns (whilst waiting for a bill at a restaurant)

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

edayumDayumDAAAYUM

How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idiosyncratinom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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Cheese puns are my uncle's favorite.

One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repetitionofalie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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I heard a cheese pun once so gouda...

...it completely Haloumi away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glutnix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What Cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.

It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

Nothing but de brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese that lost it’s mind?

It was placed in Emmental ward to recover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Have you heard of that cheese that's made backwards?

I'd like to get my hands on some edam sometime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why are so many people religious about Swiss cheese?

Because it’s so Holy 🀠🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinsChair
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese

They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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One day, as I was walking home, someone threw a block of cheese at my head. I thought-

β€œThat’s not very mature!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantomcatnip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What kind of cheese never does a job to the best of their ability?

Half-hearty cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snipesma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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This joke was going to be about cheese...

But it's not Gouda 'nuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter

How dairy

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From my son -- What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

Moonster.

(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?

Shreddar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I cut my finger chopping cheese

but I think that I may have grater problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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For the Baby Cheeses
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Me: I'm much better at making Mac and cheese, and you know why that is?

Wife: I'm going to regret this. Why?

Me: I'm cheesier than you.

Wife: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!

HOW DAIRY!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?

Caerphilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:

But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?

Gruyère

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I need help coming up with some cheese puns

I can’t do this on my provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Re-Zolve
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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There was an explosion at the cheese factory...

De Brie is everywhere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSaltyYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A cheese factory exploded in France

Da brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

...there was nothing left but, debris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparabola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Jokes about cheese

Aren’t they grate?

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Why is Edam cheese so special?

Because it’s made backwards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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