OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!

HOW DAIRY!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshually
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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I told my wife my favorite actress is Allison Brie.

She disagreed, she thinks Allison is too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/and1015girls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies

But I didn’t have Room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Cheddar and Brie are Gouda for parties

But I prefer to eat Provalone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2020
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The love for Brie cheese is real.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tna1416
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2019
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diggalator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2013
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If you destroy a city made of cheese, you would have a lot of de brie.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesaddreamer
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emily_soup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2018
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Our cashiers name tag read "Hello my name is Brie"

My dad leans over to to me and says "I think our checker is a little cheesy"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awesomebra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2015
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Can you do feta? Brie my guest.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Glutnix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2014
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I’ve got a great joke about a wheel of Brie...

But I can't tell you it, it's too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frillip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2014
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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Why did the cheese go to jail?

He was exhibiting bad brie-havior

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/witch-bitch-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

Nothing but de brie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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What did John Mcenroe say when he was disqualified from the chese eating contest

You cannot brie serious

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrybilly2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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Cheesy cheesy pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/njsh20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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What did the cheese maker say to his wife when he divorced?

Don’t brie upset, it’s for the greater gouda

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_owo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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Why was the cheese sad?

Because it was bleu....

I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jcnet1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2020
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis-a-brie?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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I've had some bad pickup lines, but this one is the cheesiest
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2020
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What did one block of cheese say to the other?

β€œYou look Gouda today”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Buzzito1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.

There was de brie everywhere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory

Da brie was all over the place

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unique1067
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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I got these for Christmas. None are very GOUDA, but they’re so stupid I still laugh
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Audv11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2020
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No shredded cheese left

Grate

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/athIete
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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French bombe

Did you hear about the French castle made of cheese that exploded?

There was de-brie everywhere....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2020
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Cheese puns. I Camembert them.

Brie-leave me, they’re terrible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevbev2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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Queso raw serΓ‘

Whatever will brie will brie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stormline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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There was an explosion at the cheese factory...

De Brie is everywhere...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrSaltyYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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A cheese factory exploded in France

Da brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snaglecratch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Cheese shop exploded...

Da Brie everywhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chawjubs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2020
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The cheese shop next door exploded this morning.

Da Brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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Did you head about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stchrysostom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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a cheese factory exploded in paris

da-brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/samboooody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There's De Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France

There was De Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

All that was left was β€œde brie”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ObiWan1123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to diss a brie?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nthensome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?

Yeah, in the aftermath all that was left was de brie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StaffSgtGravy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

Everyone was hit with da Brie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2020
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What was left after the French cheese factory exploded?

Da Brie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamesdo72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Biruta_99
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