Why do priests love swiss cheese?
Why is a swiss cheese got elected as a pope?
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:
But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.
I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.
But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.
Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
What do the swiss guard and swiss cheese have in common?
They're both known for their holiness
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
I'm trying to decide if I like swiss cheese..
Feeling neutral about it.
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"
I relied, "Cutting calories!"
What type of dairy cattle do they get milk for Swiss cheese?
At that Vatican they only eat Swiss cheese.
It’s clearly the holiest!
I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
Why didn't the police believe the Swiss cheese?
Because his story was full of holes
I was shopping at an upscale supermarket. They had a special on Swiss cheese and donuts.
Guess that's why they call it Hole Foods.
I'm going to open a restaurant that serves donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese.
It'll be called Hole Foods.
We got called to a crime scene at a Swiss Cheese Factory.
We were trying to get the full story but we think there's holes in it.
They took the piece of Swiss cheese down to the station for questioning...
His alibi seemed to check out, but his story was full of holes.
Every time someone has Swiss cheese...
"Hey save me the holes."
When he gets a look of confusion from a new victim he's double pleased.
Swiss Cheese
My girlfriend's daughter was saying how she preferred Swiss Cheese.
Me: Ah yes, Swiss cheese..the most sacred of all the cheeses.
Girl: Sacred?
Me: Yes...it's very whole-y
Eye- roll and groan ensues.
Why does the pope like swiss cheese?
Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?
We’re calling it Hole Foods.
Why does the Pope like Swiss cheese?
What kind of milk do they use to make swiss cheese?
You should respect swiss cheese
How do you make swiss cheese?
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