Why do priests love swiss cheese?

Beacuse it's very holey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?

That's why its holey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuvoksDoRag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why is a swiss cheese got elected as a pope?

Because it's holey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?

Gruyère

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:

But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.

But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?

Sir this is a Hole Foods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fathertime108
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?

It’s made with hole milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolaidPower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?

Unholy cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world

I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What do the swiss guard and swiss cheese have in common?

They're both known for their holiness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...

The plot was full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.

There's always too many holes in the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I'm trying to decide if I like swiss cheese..

Feeling neutral about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelweb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"

I relied, "Cutting calories!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonnnylong
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What type of dairy cattle do they get milk for Swiss cheese?

Holy cow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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At that Vatican they only eat Swiss cheese.

It’s clearly the holiest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/divinetaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese

Just eat around them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steevehn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?

That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCushAgin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Why didn't the police believe the Swiss cheese?

Because his story was full of holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General_Kabo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I'm going to open a restaurant that serves donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese.

It'll be called Hole Foods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elRobRex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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I was shopping at an upscale supermarket. They had a special on Swiss cheese and donuts.

Guess that's why they call it Hole Foods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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We got called to a crime scene at a Swiss Cheese Factory.

We were trying to get the full story but we think there's holes in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalpTheFan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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They took the piece of Swiss cheese down to the station for questioning...

His alibi seemed to check out, but his story was full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdonlorama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Every time someone has Swiss cheese...

"Hey save me the holes."

When he gets a look of confusion from a new victim he's double pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamtheD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Swiss Cheese

My girlfriend's daughter was saying how she preferred Swiss Cheese. Me: Ah yes, Swiss cheese..the most sacred of all the cheeses. Girl: Sacred? Me: Yes...it's very whole-y

Eye- roll and groan ensues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestinysParent
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Why does the pope like swiss cheese?

Because it's holey....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?

We’re calling it Hole Foods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CroqueMonsieur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why does the Pope like Swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What kind of milk do they use to make swiss cheese?

Hole milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uldrenek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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You should respect swiss cheese

Because it's holey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaFish63
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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How do you make swiss cheese?

With hole milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProWaterboarder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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