Why do priests love swiss cheese?
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Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why is a swiss cheese got elected as a pope?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:
But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Iβve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.
But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why canβt Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
Itβs made with hole milk.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
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︎ May 05 2020
What do the swiss guard and swiss cheese have in common?
They're both known for their holiness
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︎ Oct 15 2019
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I'm trying to decide if I like swiss cheese..
Feeling neutral about it.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"
I relied, "Cutting calories!"
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︎ Sep 10 2019
What type of dairy cattle do they get milk for Swiss cheese?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
At that Vatican they only eat Swiss cheese.
Itβs clearly the holiest!
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︎ Nov 19 2018
I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Why didn't the police believe the Swiss cheese?
Because his story was full of holes
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︎ Jul 18 2018
I'm going to open a restaurant that serves donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese.
It'll be called Hole Foods.
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︎ Dec 06 2016
I was shopping at an upscale supermarket. They had a special on Swiss cheese and donuts.
Guess that's why they call it Hole Foods.
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︎ Jul 29 2018
We got called to a crime scene at a Swiss Cheese Factory.
We were trying to get the full story but we think there's holes in it.
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︎ Apr 21 2018
They took the piece of Swiss cheese down to the station for questioning...
His alibi seemed to check out, but his story was full of holes.
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Every time someone has Swiss cheese...
"Hey save me the holes."
When he gets a look of confusion from a new victim he's double pleased.
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︎ Jan 20 2014
Swiss Cheese
My girlfriend's daughter was saying how she preferred Swiss Cheese.
Me: Ah yes, Swiss cheese..the most sacred of all the cheeses.
Girl: Sacred?
Me: Yes...it's very whole-y
Eye- roll and groan ensues.
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︎ Jul 13 2014
Why does the pope like swiss cheese?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?
Weβre calling it Hole Foods.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Why does the Pope like Swiss cheese?
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︎ Jan 25 2019
What kind of milk do they use to make swiss cheese?
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︎ Jan 29 2018
You should respect swiss cheese
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︎ Jan 15 2018
How do you make swiss cheese?
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