30 Hilarious Poutine Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?

Japanada

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👤︎ u/89iroc

📅︎ Dec 28 2020

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I told my wife at dinner, "honey your chicken parmesan reminds me of a poutine" she said "how's that?"

Because I want to poutine my mouth.

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👤︎ u/fullmiz

📅︎ Sep 03 2020

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Poutine put in a poutine

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👤︎ u/davrob60-2

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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President poutine

Dads: ”know what the canadian prime minister’s favourite food is?”

Son:idk

Dads: Putin

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👤︎ u/flat-earther69

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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How do Turks make their poutine?

With cheese Kurds.

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👤︎ u/Roadrunner_Alex11

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?

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👤︎ u/anniemay_13

📅︎ May 16 2019

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Vladimir Poutine imgur.com/EiFDEuL

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👤︎ u/ioannescarolus

📅︎ Feb 08 2014

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I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.

It was a poutine traffic stop.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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Canada has some really weird food.

I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".

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👤︎ u/Doogasa34

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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👤︎ u/i_roh

📅︎ Oct 28 2020

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I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

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👤︎ u/Hzohn

📅︎ Jul 21 2019

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what do you call fries every day at the same time

a poutine routine!

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👤︎ u/justheretowallflower

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 04 2019

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What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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👤︎ u/DrunkRussian23

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?

Vladimir Poutine

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👤︎ u/ReadinStuff2

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyZillion

📅︎ Sep 11 2018

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Who is the tastiest Russian?

Vladimir Poutine

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👤︎ u/Valdagast

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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I was at a restaurant with my dad, I asked him if he was getting the Chicken Cordon Bleu or the Chicken Kiev.

He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."

(groan)

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👤︎ u/atomicbolt

📅︎ Mar 02 2014

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I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.

Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.

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👤︎ u/TheCaptMAgic

📅︎ May 21 2018

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Serious question about the Universal Canadian health care...

Does it cover poutine check ups?

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👤︎ u/aquatrout

📅︎ Aug 15 2018

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What did the fries, gravy, and cheese say to the chef?

Why are you poutine us together?

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👤︎ u/CarnivorousJellybean

📅︎ Feb 08 2018

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Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas

Had me poutine all night

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Jan 28 2018

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Thought of this when in Canada with the brother

Me: "I want to make a magic-themed Canadian restaurant called 'Harry Poutine-ies.'"

Brother groaned, but then:

Brother: "What would you call a fish dish there? E-skate Artist?"

Me: "...Abra-cod-abra."

Brother: "F&!%"

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15

📅︎ Dec 02 2015

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Dad dropped this one on me the other day

If I ate the same fries with gravy and cheese everyday, then would it become a poutin routine?

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👤︎ u/Zxorac

📅︎ Jan 12 2014

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Why don't Turks like poutine?

Because it contains cheese Kurds.

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👤︎ u/Exos_VII

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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👤︎ u/popfilms

📅︎ Sep 29 2016

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What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine.

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👤︎ u/BigNorte

📅︎ May 25 2016

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