Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I told my wife at dinner, "honey your chicken parmesan reminds me of a poutine" she said "how's that?"
Because I want to poutine my mouth.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Poutine put in a poutine
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︎ Dec 23 2019
President poutine
Dads: βknow what the canadian prime ministerβs favourite food is?β
Son:idk
Dads: Putin
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︎ Dec 12 2019
How do Turks make their poutine?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Iβm currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
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︎ Feb 08 2014
In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
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︎ May 21 2021
If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...
Would he have written βPoutine on the Ritz?β
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Canada has some really weird food.
I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I just found out Canada isnβt real
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
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︎ Oct 28 2020
what do you call fries every day at the same time
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
I was at a restaurant with my dad, I asked him if he was getting the Chicken Cordon Bleu or the Chicken Kiev.
He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."
(groan)
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︎ Mar 02 2014
I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.
Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.
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︎ May 21 2018
Who is the tastiest Russian?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Serious question about the Universal Canadian health care...
Does it cover poutine check ups?
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︎ Aug 15 2018
What did the fries, gravy, and cheese say to the chef?
Why are you poutine us together?
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︎ Feb 08 2018
Thought of this when in Canada with the brother
Me: "I want to make a magic-themed Canadian restaurant called 'Harry Poutine-ies.'"
Brother groaned, but then:
Brother: "What would you call a fish dish there? E-skate Artist?"
Me: "...Abra-cod-abra."
Brother: "F&!%"
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︎ Dec 02 2015
Dad dropped this one on me the other day
If I ate the same fries with gravy and cheese everyday, then would it become a poutin routine?
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︎ Jan 12 2014
Why don't Turks like poutine?
Because it contains cheese Kurds.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas
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︎ Jan 28 2018
What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?
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What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?
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