Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?

Japanada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I told my wife at dinner, "honey your chicken parmesan reminds me of a poutine" she said "how's that?"

Because I want to poutine my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Poutine put in a poutine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davrob60-2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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President poutine

Dads: ”know what the canadian prime minister’s favourite food is?”

Son:idk

Dads: Putin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flat-earther69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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How do Turks make their poutine?

With cheese Kurds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roadrunner_Alex11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anniemay_13
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Vladimir Poutine imgur.com/EiFDEuL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannescarolus
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In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.

Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...

Would he have written β€˜Poutine on the Ritz?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.

It was a poutine traffic stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Canada has some really weird food.

I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hzohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_roh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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what do you call fries every day at the same time

a poutine routine!

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRussian23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReadinStuff2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I was at a restaurant with my dad, I asked him if he was getting the Chicken Cordon Bleu or the Chicken Kiev.

He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."

(groan)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicbolt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.

Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptMAgic
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Who is the tastiest Russian?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Serious question about the Universal Canadian health care...

Does it cover poutine check ups?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquatrout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What did the fries, gravy, and cheese say to the chef?

Why are you poutine us together?

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Thought of this when in Canada with the brother

Me: "I want to make a magic-themed Canadian restaurant called 'Harry Poutine-ies.'"

Brother groaned, but then:

Brother: "What would you call a fish dish there? E-skate Artist?"

Me: "...Abra-cod-abra."

Brother: "F&!%"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Dad dropped this one on me the other day

If I ate the same fries with gravy and cheese everyday, then would it become a poutin routine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zxorac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Why don't Turks like poutine?

Because it contains cheese Kurds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exos_VII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas

Had me poutine all night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popfilms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine.

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