A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting βf#ckβ, βb#ll&cksβ, βw#nkerβ!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Just listened to W.A.P...
It reminded me to bath my cat.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
A dadjoke w/o the d
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︎ Jul 08 2020
If youβre trying to spell the name βRon,β make sure you donβt misspell it by adding a W and a G
Because then itβs wrong.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The W.H.O just announced COVID-19 is now a pandemic.
Friend: Who?
Me: The who
Friend: Who?
Me: SIGH
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Teacher: βJohnny, can you spell weather?β Johnny: βW...E...V...V...Aβ ...
Teacher: βWell that is the worst spell of weather weβve had in a while!β
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︎ May 22 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
[A British Joke] I was wearing a T-Shirt with an anchor on it and my Dad put the letter 'W' on the left side of it
He then said that's what you are son
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︎ Dec 17 2019
s i l v e r w a r e
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︎ Jun 04 2019
When is a hen just following the letter W
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︎ Jan 14 2019
What does A&W stand for?
Amburgers & Wootbeer.
Full disclosure I hear this joke on "Stop Podcasting Yourself" all the time and it makes me laugh everytime.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I found a picture of a dark basalt rock inscribed with a runic "w" in my book.
That's a wyn-whin in my book.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
What do you call an online greeting card w a moving image?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Did you see that Mexican w/a rubber toe on the news the other night?
I think his name was Roberto
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︎ Sep 15 2018
A quote from George W Bush
Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, βIntelligence briefing.β
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︎ Sep 20 2017
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms off in anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
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︎ Nov 29 2016
Former President George W. Bush got a Couple Thousand People with This One.
While giving a speech to support his brother Jeb!'s run for the White House, he talked about how he'd been a tree farmer ever since he retired from the presidency.
He said it was great because it gave him a lot of opportunities to practice his stump speech.
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︎ Feb 18 2016
Texting lunch plans w/ Dad while I'm in a meeting, when suddenly...
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︎ Feb 12 2014
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What starts with a "W" and ends with "hat"...
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︎ Jan 12 2019
What is a word that starts with w
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︎ Nov 25 2016
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