It does, I swear.
Because they're all not 'C's.
Because then itβs wrong.
Teacher: βWell that is the worst spell of weather weβve had in a while!β
Friend: Who?
Me: The who
Friend: Who?
Me: SIGH
He then said that's what you are son
Amburgers & Wootbeer.
Full disclosure I hear this joke on "Stop Podcasting Yourself" all the time and it makes me laugh everytime.
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That's a wyn-whin in my book.
I think his name was Roberto
Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, βIntelligence briefing.β
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms off in anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
While giving a speech to support his brother Jeb!'s run for the White House, he talked about how he'd been a tree farmer ever since he retired from the presidency.
He said it was great because it gave him a lot of opportunities to practice his stump speech.
No-el no-L
