I was over at a friend's house for dinner last night and his daughter was asking about the dessert.
Daughter: Is the fondue ready?
Dad: No, it's not ready yet, it's still a fon don't.
When some people say Fon don't, I say fondue.
I heard it was a really fondue
All that was left was da brie.
"Wanna grab a pizza?"
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I work at a fondue restaurant and people usually love my dadjokesβ’ Please avoid "fundue"
And I already have the explosion at the cheese factory joke in my book :P where de Brie was everywhere.
Niece: Cuban food? Are we going to eat cubes?
And when we got there, I swear this happened, there was a pork dish on the menu that was described as fried pork cubes. She ordered it.
NYE dinner - me, gf, and four teenaged girls. (Gf 2 kids, plus 2 friends). We're eating a fondue dinner and one of the friends notices that she had undercooked her steak.
Me: That reminds me of my cousin. She was a psychic.
Girl: Huh?
Me: I didn't see her much, but we had dinner once.
Girl: Huh?
Me: She ordered her steak well-done.
Girl: (just looks at me)
Me: ...Which is rare for a medium.
Girl: (pauses). OMG....
(Eye-rolling)
Me: I don't like this fondue Dad: Don't ruin it, we're having such a fun-do! (Walks away chuckling...)
