I think I’ve fondue the one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvjett
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Fondue

I was over at a friend's house for dinner last night and his daughter was asking about the dessert.

Daughter: Is the fondue ready?

Dad: No, it's not ready yet, it's still a fon don't.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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Every fondue night in our house we can expect this gem.

When some people say Fon don't, I say fondue.

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How do you like my new pickup line?
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I’m gutted I couldn’t go to the cheese tasting event this week

I heard it was a really fondue

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Did you hear about the explosion at the Cheesecake Factory?

All that was left was da brie.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Cheesy pickup line

"Wanna grab a pizza?"

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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

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Plante of the Grapes

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Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

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Apocalypse Cow

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Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

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The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

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Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

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Fast Times at Porridgemont High

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This is a request for all of your best cheese related jokes.

I work at a fondue restaurant and people usually love my dadjokesβ„’ Please avoid "fundue"

And I already have the explosion at the cheese factory joke in my book :P where de Brie was everywhere.

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We took my girlfriend's 11 y.o. niece to eat Cuban food

Niece: Cuban food? Are we going to eat cubes?

And when we got there, I swear this happened, there was a pork dish on the menu that was described as fried pork cubes. She ordered it.

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She looked at her steak and said it was undercooked...

NYE dinner - me, gf, and four teenaged girls. (Gf 2 kids, plus 2 friends). We're eating a fondue dinner and one of the friends notices that she had undercooked her steak.

Me: That reminds me of my cousin. She was a psychic.

Girl: Huh?

Me: I didn't see her much, but we had dinner once.

Girl: Huh?

Me: She ordered her steak well-done.

Girl: (just looks at me)

Me: ...Which is rare for a medium.

Girl: (pauses). OMG....

(Eye-rolling)

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My dad cracks wise at a dinner party

Me: I don't like this fondue Dad: Don't ruin it, we're having such a fun-do! (Walks away chuckling...)

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