Lemon Juice Puns

This is not the right whey.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

They were really sour about it

“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”

Ya basic!

People keep tripping acid

...I told her the fish should have unlemonted flavor.

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"

The dentist said, "Well, that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asked the patient.

"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

He told me it was lemon juice because it was good for his kidneys. I think he was kidding me.

We both ordered Fish which had a lemon in a cheese cloth. This is our actually converstaion:

Wife: “This lemon condom is terrible, it's letting all the juice through.”

Me: “As long as it catches the seeds, it’s doing it’s job.”

Laughs were had.

I was making tea with lemon juice to clear up my congestion, and my wife wanted me to use the one real lemon we have but I wanted to use the plastic lemon container stuff. Eventually she got exasperated, put the lemon in my hand, and said "WHEN WIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMON TEA."

I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.