There is no whey I will do a protein joke.

Might get isolated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Lman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_ftw_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A guy walked into a supplement store

He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisn002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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The Mandalorian is showing Baby Yoda around his ships.

They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.

"This is the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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So tearable

Trainer-Why aren't you progressing with your muscle building? Me- I don't take protein Its 'whey' out of my budget.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beltwithoutpajama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.

What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein

Awh no Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeplorableSemen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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My wife out dadjoked me on the rebound

Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.

We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.

"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.

"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.

She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbbbbbbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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My gym buddy told me he’s going dairy-free.

When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, β€œUnfortunately, there’s no whey.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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dadjoked the GF in a grocery store...

My GF has trouble with lactose. We are finding more and more items that are marketed to be healthy to contain whey protein, which aggravates her stomach. It's in products you wouldn't expect it to be in either, like chips.

Anyways, after picking up and putting back a couple of things in a row and being frustrated, she said, "I can't believe all this stuff has whey in it!" to which I of course said...

"No WHEY?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSRTgreg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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Cheese puns (whilst waiting for a bill at a restaurant)

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

edayumDayumDAAAYUM

How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idiosyncratinom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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Never saw my boss as a father figure until now.

I was stocking the shelves of the store, when a customers asked if we carry a certain brand of protein powder. I informed him we do not and he asked to see my boss who he complained to, afterwards my boss handed me the customer complaint form he'd filled out which read "Customer very upset that he didn't get his whey"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glitter_Cock
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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Dads and their puns.

My Dad said this one at the store. "Look their protein is on sale. Some people would say no whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertomcd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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Dad joked my meat head roommate

"Dude I forgot my protein at home!"

"No whey"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Punned_It
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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No whey

Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.

Dad: whatchya doing? Me: making a protein shake Dad: what kind? Me: Chocolate.

My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispyjay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
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Got dad joked by my muscle-head friend today

I'm new to working out and supplements and all that. I asked him if he had any suggestions for what protein to get. He responded with "let's whey the options". I should have seen that coming

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So this actually happened to a friend of mine who works at a smoothie bar

A man came in who was "literally the most dad-looking man" my friend had ever seen. He asked for a smoothie, and when my friend asked what kind of protein he wanted, he responded, "I would like whey protein. I like to take my smoothies all the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwatchmanx
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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After the gym

I just got home from the gym ten minutes before my dad got home from work. He saw me stirring my protein shake in my cup: Dad: "What's in the cup?" Me: "Just a protein shake" Dad: "No whey!"

He was so proud of himself for that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyrangers14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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Just got dadjoked by mom...

I mention to my mother that I was low on whey protein and would need some before returning to school.

Her response: "Oh, no whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smorris924
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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