Milk Whey Puns

A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

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How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

Friend One: There are too many commercials with talking cows. At some point it's gotta stop.

Me: Are they udderly annoying?

Friend 2: AYYYY

Me: I believe the ads are very mooving.

Me: If you don't like these jokes, I'll stop milking them.

Friend 2: Omg

Me: I'll leave it aloin.

Friend 3: /u/increasingrain stop being cheesy.

Me: I'll make a gouda one later.

Friend 1: This is why we can have nice things.

Me: Whey, I thought that I was curdious?

Sister: Did you know that Mcdonalds milkshakes aren't actually made from milk, they're made from whey.

Dad: No whey!