An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Cheese novice: Did you know cheese contains curds and whey?

Cheese expert: No whey!

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👤︎ u/eisenbergm
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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I was told my jokes were cheesy

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.

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👤︎ u/xplanox
📅︎ Jan 14 2016
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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