My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
It's so hot outside that my cow started giving powdered milk
I bought some powdered water...
But I wasn’t sure what to add to it
I just purchased powdered water...
I don't know what to add tho.
I heard that they started making powdered graham crackers. Just add water.
They’re calling them insta-grahams.
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
What's a velociraptor's favorite baking powder?
They discretely added only one scoop of powder into my instant tea, but I could tell this was different. How?
I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.
Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
I got sprayed with cheese powder.
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
My grandma used to sit on golden powder
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
If garlic powder is made out of garlic,
Then baby powder is made out of babies
Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.
“Dad, we’re out of protein powder.”
Dad: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yeah, check the bin.”
Dad: “There’s no whey!”
Me: ...
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
I used to be addicted to snorting washing powder
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
I prefer dairy-based protein powders
I think they're whey better than the alternatives
Eat a teaspoon of baking powder when you get up.
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?
This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....
Even though I am on a diet, my wife brought home some chocolate candy covered in coco powder.
That box has truffle written all over it.
As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...
My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan
When he did find it he told me he found da whey
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
What kind of protein powder does Knuckles use?
I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.
Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
This protein powder is really working...
The more ive been taking, the lighter the bag feels!
I always start my day with makeup
It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?
‘We ran out of protein powder!’
I snorted curry powder once.
It nearly put me in a korma.
This protein powder is completely dairy-free.
My son told me we were out of protein powder...
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