An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
This is the whey.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
No whey!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
There is no whey I will do a protein joke.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Cheese novice: Did you know cheese contains curds and whey?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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︎ Dec 04 2017
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︎ Mar 07 2016
If Peter Frampton was a bodybuilder his best song would be "Baby I love your whey"
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︎ Jan 15 2016
No whey
Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.
Dad: whatchya doing?
Me: making a protein shake
Dad: what kind?
Me: Chocolate.
My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'
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︎ Jul 21 2014
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.
Itβs just a curd to me.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I couldnβt believe the store was all out of protein powder.
I was like, βNo whey!β
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︎ Apr 19 2020
A guy walked into a supplement store
He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Someone told me about a vegan body builder...
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︎ May 02 2020
Whatβs the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where thereβs a will, thereβs a whey.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
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︎ May 20 2020
A Bodybuilder Enters Hell
After a full day of hard labor he asks Satan, " Hey, is there any way that I can get a protein shake around here? ".
Satan replies, "There's no whey in hell !!! ".
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︎ May 05 2020
Someone asked if Iβd make cheese in my afterlife.
I said, βthereβs no whey in hell.β
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︎ Apr 05 2020
PIVOTTT
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.
My stomach was churning for a while, but now Iβm finally feeling butter.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What did Saddam Hussein and cheese makers have in common?
They both had curds in their whey.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.
Thereβs nothing left but de brie.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......
Between them, thereβs a gruyerea.
(credit goes to M. McKean)
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
The Mandalorian is showing Baby Yoda around his ships.
They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.
"This is the whey."
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︎ Dec 14 2019
My gym buddy died of a protein overdose
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Reached a new milestone in my cheesemaking β successfully formed some curd!
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
When I herad that the US was abandoning the Kurds, I said ...
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?
A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Why did the cow cross the road?
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
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︎ Dec 24 2018
what do memes and protein have in common?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
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︎ May 14 2019
I was told my jokes were cheesy
I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.
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︎ Jan 14 2016
A dairymanβs son didnβt know how to make cheese.
His father believed his son has lost his whey.
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︎ May 26 2019
What did the dairyman say when he accidentaly invented the world's driest cheese?
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︎ Mar 30 2019
βDad, weβre out of protein powder.β
Dad: βAre you sure?β
Me: βYeah, check the bin.β
Dad: βThereβs no whey!β
Me: ...
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Did you guys hear about the cheese factory explosion?
Apparently da Brie was everywhere.. But itβs ok they are building a new factory and itβs going to be whey Gouda.
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︎ Jul 03 2018
Why did the car let the cow go first?
Because it had the right of whey!
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Somebody offered me a protein shake
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Set myself up for a Dad joke and it paid off
Yesterday while cleaning the kitchen and throwing out old stuff from the freezer, I put a set of coupons for Harvey's restaurant in there.
This morning I got up and they were on top of the fridge. I asked my wife if she'd removed them and she said she thought they fell in there by accident.
"No," I said, "I didn't want them to expire."
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︎ May 29 2017
What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!
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︎ Apr 05 2019
A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.
What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein
Awh no Whey.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
So tearable
Trainer-Why aren't you progressing with your muscle building?
Me-
I don't take protein
Its 'whey' out of my budget.
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︎ Jun 07 2018
Why couldnβt the dairy farmer find his way home?
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︎ Dec 13 2018
I prefer dairy-based protein powders
I think they're whey better than the alternatives
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︎ Jan 27 2019
I finally decided to add more protein to my diet
Unfortunately, my weight trainer said "No whey".
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What did Jesus say when he ran out of protein?
"Wait a second... I AM the whey!"
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I once had a friend called Gurt.
Always said yogurt when I saw him.
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︎ Mar 02 2018
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
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︎ Sep 21 2018
The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.
So one day, I approached him and said,
"Jesus, show me the whey."
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
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︎ Jan 21 2019
"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"
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︎ Mar 11 2018
What is a body builderβs favorite Backstreet Boys song?
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︎ Oct 09 2018
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?
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︎ Jan 12 2018
This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....
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︎ Jul 25 2018
My gym buddy told me heβs going dairy-free.
When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, βUnfortunately, thereβs no whey.β
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︎ Aug 29 2018
Why was the protein so self-consious?
Because of how much it wheyed
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︎ Aug 25 2018
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
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︎ Mar 21 2017
My grandfather made sure I inherited his protein shake collection.
Where thereβs a will, there is a whey.
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︎ Dec 26 2017
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?
Because it was whey cheaper
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︎ Jun 06 2018
My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan
When he did find it he told me he found da whey
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π
︎ Jan 14 2018
My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"
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︎ Nov 27 2017
My wife out dadjoked me on the rebound
Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.
We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.
"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.
"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.
She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."
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︎ Oct 02 2016
what do body builder's say after binging?
Damn, I ate whey too much.
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︎ Feb 22 2017
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
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︎ Feb 28 2018
One time I ate a whole bunch of cheese in one sitting....
Where there's a wheel there's a way.
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π
︎ Jul 26 2017
Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
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︎ Nov 22 2013
My wife asked me to bring her home a protein shake.
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︎ Feb 03 2018
Last night i scooped some mint ice cream for my wife.
I gave her the bowl in mint condition
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π
︎ Jun 09 2017
My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd
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︎ Jan 17 2018
dadjoked the GF in a grocery store...
My GF has trouble with lactose. We are finding more and more items that are marketed to be healthy to contain whey protein, which aggravates her stomach. It's in products you wouldn't expect it to be in either, like chips.
Anyways, after picking up and putting back a couple of things in a row and being frustrated, she said, "I can't believe all this stuff has whey in it!" to which I of course said...
"No WHEY?!"
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︎ Oct 17 2014
What's Frank Sinatra's favorite cereal?
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︎ Oct 09 2017
My sister complained when she found out some of her energy bars were protein bars.
Me: I guess you don't like the Whey it tastes.
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︎ May 08 2017
Bodybuilders can be such drama queens
They're never happy unless they get their whey.
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︎ Jul 14 2016
Is it ok that I drank my expired protein shake this morning?
The worrying has really been wheying on me.
I'll see myself out.
edit: a word
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︎ Jul 21 2014
What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?
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︎ Jan 24 2017
Hey baby, are you a protein shake?
Because I'd sure like to have my whey with you.
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︎ Feb 26 2015
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
βWe ran out of protein powder!β
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︎ Dec 13 2018
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
This protein powder is completely dairy-free.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
Cheesy jokes are
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︎ Dec 07 2013
My son told me we were out of protein powder...
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︎ Jan 22 2016
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