An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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This is the whey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwearahoodie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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No whey!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTr1bunus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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There is no whey I will do a protein joke.

Might get isolated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Cheese novice: Did you know cheese contains curds and whey?

Cheese expert: No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eisenbergm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Lman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticMaje
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_ftw_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dulse_eater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Either whey works! imgur.com/fNpikZE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dog-damnit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
🚨︎ report
If Peter Frampton was a bodybuilder his best song would be "Baby I love your whey"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreeFittyy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2016
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No whey

Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.

Dad: whatchya doing? Me: making a protein shake Dad: what kind? Me: Chocolate.

My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispyjay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
🚨︎ report
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?

Duplikate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?

#"NO WHEY!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuriakon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.

I was like, β€œNo whey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
🚨︎ report
A guy walked into a supplement store

He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisn002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Someone told me about a vegan body builder...

I said "no whey" man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowlast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...

Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A Bodybuilder Enters Hell

After a full day of hard labor he asks Satan, " Hey, is there any way that I can get a protein shake around here? ".

Satan replies, "There's no whey in hell !!! ".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous-70
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Someone asked if I’d make cheese in my afterlife.

I said, β€œthere’s no whey in hell.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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PIVOTTT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.

My stomach was churning for a while, but now I’m finally feeling butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales

because where there is a Will, there is a whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoodleaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What did Saddam Hussein and cheese makers have in common?

They both had curds in their whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.

There’s nothing left but de brie.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......

Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

(credit goes to M. McKean)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usetheforcechewey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
🚨︎ report
What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?

This is the whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The Mandalorian is showing Baby Yoda around his ships.

They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.

"This is the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My gym buddy died of a protein overdose

He had whey too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeproductdesign
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Reached a new milestone in my cheesemaking – successfully formed some curd!

Whey to go

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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When I herad that the US was abandoning the Kurds, I said ...

"No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
🚨︎ report
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.

And he said "no whey!"

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rock_Chef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?

A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bslavens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the utter side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ness51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
🚨︎ report
what do memes and protein have in common?

They both know da whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelanieLN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I was told my jokes were cheesy

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xplanox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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A dairyman’s son didn’t know how to make cheese.

His father believed his son has lost his whey.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the dairyman say when he accidentaly invented the world's driest cheese?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arimeffie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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β€œDad, we’re out of protein powder.”

Dad: β€œAre you sure?”

Me: β€œYeah, check the bin.”

Dad: β€œThere’s no whey!”

Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceferX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Did you guys hear about the cheese factory explosion?

Apparently da Brie was everywhere.. But it’s ok they are building a new factory and it’s going to be whey Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Molestacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the car let the cow go first?

Because it had the right of whey!

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleOld
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
🚨︎ report
Somebody offered me a protein shake

But I said no whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oy-Law
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Set myself up for a Dad joke and it paid off

Yesterday while cleaning the kitchen and throwing out old stuff from the freezer, I put a set of coupons for Harvey's restaurant in there.

This morning I got up and they were on top of the fridge. I asked my wife if she'd removed them and she said she thought they fell in there by accident.

"No," I said, "I didn't want them to expire."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GringoDeMaio
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
🚨︎ report
What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
🚨︎ report
A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.

What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein

Awh no Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeplorableSemen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
🚨︎ report
So tearable

Trainer-Why aren't you progressing with your muscle building? Me- I don't take protein Its 'whey' out of my budget.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beltwithoutpajama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
🚨︎ report
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his way home?

He lost his whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
🚨︎ report
I prefer dairy-based protein powders

I think they're whey better than the alternatives

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I finally decided to add more protein to my diet

Unfortunately, my weight trainer said "No whey".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What did Jesus say when he ran out of protein?

"Wait a second... I AM the whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManyVoices
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I once had a friend called Gurt.

Always said yogurt when I saw him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkynoy555
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder

He said there was no whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewhiteshadow01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.

I told him "No whey, Jose"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milk-Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"

"Whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
🚨︎ report
What is a body builder’s favorite Backstreet Boys song?

I Want It That Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orange-n-blue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
🚨︎ report
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?

I like the whey you move

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....

No Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLogic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
🚨︎ report
My gym buddy told me he’s going dairy-free.

When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, β€œUnfortunately, there’s no whey.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
🚨︎ report
Why was the protein so self-consious?

Because of how much it wheyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
🚨︎ report
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
🚨︎ report
My grandfather made sure I inherited his protein shake collection.

Where there’s a will, there is a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
🚨︎ report
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?

Because it was whey cheaper

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan

When he did find it he told me he found da whey

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"

She said, "whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
🚨︎ report
My wife out dadjoked me on the rebound

Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.

We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.

"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.

"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.

She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."

πŸ‘︎ 135
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbbbbbbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
🚨︎ report
what do body builder's say after binging?

Damn, I ate whey too much.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greglaurie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?

No Whey Jose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkproteus86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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One time I ate a whole bunch of cheese in one sitting....

Where there's a wheel there's a way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realrhema
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
🚨︎ report
Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHIMPSnDIP88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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My wife asked me to bring her home a protein shake.

I said "No whey"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Last night i scooped some mint ice cream for my wife.

I gave her the bowl in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llBLAZENll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd

I replied, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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dadjoked the GF in a grocery store...

My GF has trouble with lactose. We are finding more and more items that are marketed to be healthy to contain whey protein, which aggravates her stomach. It's in products you wouldn't expect it to be in either, like chips.

Anyways, after picking up and putting back a couple of things in a row and being frustrated, she said, "I can't believe all this stuff has whey in it!" to which I of course said...

"No WHEY?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSRTgreg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
🚨︎ report
What's Frank Sinatra's favorite cereal?

My Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uga1980
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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My sister complained when she found out some of her energy bars were protein bars.

Me: I guess you don't like the Whey it tastes.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Bodybuilders can be such drama queens

They're never happy unless they get their whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WingBuffet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
🚨︎ report
Is it ok that I drank my expired protein shake this morning?

The worrying has really been wheying on me.

I'll see myself out.

edit: a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigDB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
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What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?

"No whey?"

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irate_Rater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
🚨︎ report
Hey baby, are you a protein shake?

Because I'd sure like to have my whey with you.

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpulia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
🚨︎ report
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?

No whey!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
🚨︎ report
β€˜We ran out of protein powder!’

Dad: No whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newshirtworthy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
🚨︎ report
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?

No whey

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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This protein powder is completely dairy-free.

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristianGeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Cheesy jokes are

Grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smockman36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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My son told me we were out of protein powder...

I said "No whey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youhitdacanadien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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