My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?
What's cookie Monster's favorite horse?
I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory.
I’m going to make a fortune!
My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Because he was feeling crumb-y.
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
My daughter opening her fortune cookie:
“Hey, there’s no fortune in here”
Me: “that’s unfortunate”
My fortune cookie: “your sense of humor will get you through difficult times”.
What do you call a drawing of a laughing cookie?
Why was the cookie so sad?
Because his dad was a wafer so long.
A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."
That's good enough for me.
Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?
2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...
You know, that famous cookie company..., they just released an App
My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
My fortune cookie did good
A Friend and I Decided to open a Chinese Cookie Business
We're going to make fortunes
Why did cookie monster not get cookie when he went blind?
Because see is for cookie
This punny fortune from a fortune cookie.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because his mom had been a wafer so long.
My male friend with two red headed parents got turned into a cookie today
Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.
What’s the perfect cookie to eat with Oreos?
I received a fortune cookie with no fortune inside.
Without hesitation my wife said, "that's unfortunate"
This punny fortune from a fortune cookie.
What do you call a cookie without legs?
What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?
"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.
What's the difference between a small cookie and a small bookie?
One is tasty, the other's a little bettor
4 year old just told me this one: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Had to return this cookie it had a hare in it
Breaking news; Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft marshamallow man and Teddy Graham, the Teddy Graham's cookie mascot, all died in a house fire today.
I went to Star Wars land last week and tried a wookiee cookie. It was pretty good...
My daughter and I had Chinese food for lunch. She was disappointed when her cookie was empty inside.
I told her “that’s unfortunate”.
This punny fortune from a fortune cookie
This is one from one of my preschoolers: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long
I didn't have a fortune in my cookie today....
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.
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