Club Sandwich Puns

A list of puns related to "Club Sandwich"

We were at Subway and the sandwich artist asked my dad if he wanted his Turkey Club toasted.

"Yeah, I'm quitting cold turkey."

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👤︎ u/Aregular89
📅︎ Jan 26 2014
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What do you call a hoagie at a party with loud music?

A club sandwich

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?

A club sandwich.

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👤︎ u/OrikamiPanio
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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A duck walks into a bar after a long day of work on a building site

He hops onto a barstool and asks the bartender for a club sandwich and a pint of Guinness , the bartender says "WOW! A talking duck" he is very surprised but gets him his sandwich and pint anyway

The next night the duck comes in and hops onto a barstool and asks the bartender for a club sandwich and a pint of Guinness, the bartender says "WOW! I wasn't dreaming about the talking duck, he came back again" and gets him his sandwich and pint

Once again the duck comes back again the next night and orders his club sandwich and pint of Guinness, the bartender is fairly normalised to the duck now and gets him his sandwich straight away

Over the next week the duck comes in everyday and gets his regular order of a pint of guiness and he and the bartender become good friends, one day the bartender saw an advert for a circus on his way to work. When the duck comes in and orders his club sandwich and pint of guiness the bartender tells him about how he would do great in the circus. The duck doesn't understand and asks the bartender "what would they want with me, I'm only a brick layer"

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👤︎ u/alexoherlihy25
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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what do you call a nine iron between two pieces of bred?

A club sandwich

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👤︎ u/Conviction666
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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Dadjoked by dad at a sandwich joint over the weekend

Waiter: "What did you order, sir?" Me: "Oh, I'm the club sandwich on wheat." Dad: "Excuse me, son. They don't serve food here." groan

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👤︎ u/Hugh_Janas
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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Dadjoked my mom.

My mom brought a sandwich home. I asked what she had.Said she had a club. So of course I asked "Is it exclusive?"

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👤︎ u/Kendo16
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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