Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?
They're always booked.
Him: Ready for our date? Her: Yeah. Lunch is on me.
What do you call two tomatoes on a lunch date?
Tomato ketchup...
My little sister just dad-joked my dad.
We were at the table, and my mom and dad were talking about when they were dating, and my dad says, "You know what? She's only made me 2 bad meals the entire time we've been married."
Then my little sister goes, "Yea, lunch and dinner."
We cracked up about it and we're still giggling.
Expiration Dates
This happened last February while my mom was about to prepare some lunch.
Mom: This hummus is dated 2-03-13 but I guess it's okay...
Dad: Well your face is dated 2-12-1964 but you don't see us complaining.
