Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?

They're always booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Let’s go on a date. Lunch is on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Him: Ready for our date? Her: Yeah. Lunch is on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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What do you call two tomatoes on a lunch date?

Tomato ketchup...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobeybaby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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My little sister just dad-joked my dad.

We were at the table, and my mom and dad were talking about when they were dating, and my dad says, "You know what? She's only made me 2 bad meals the entire time we've been married."

Then my little sister goes, "Yea, lunch and dinner."

We cracked up about it and we're still giggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwingingSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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Expiration Dates

This happened last February while my mom was about to prepare some lunch.

Mom: This hummus is dated 2-03-13 but I guess it's okay...

Dad: Well your face is dated 2-12-1964 but you don't see us complaining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/storybookheidi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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