What did the taco say to the depressed donut?

Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L0stRobot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Mom: I'm thinking of making pasta or taco for dinner. What are you thoughts?

Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Let's taco bout it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Great-Excuse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I tried street tacos for the first time and man they were awful

They tasted like asphalt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12mpclark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Considering how much I like tacos...

... my favorite month is Taco-ber.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Taco emergency?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanutbuttakong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"

To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I ate a radioactive taco.

There was lots of fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSS_is_the_best
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Why do ghosts avoid Bed Bath and Beyond after eating Taco Bell?

They don’t want to get the sheets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1derin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I made some fish tacos last night....

But they just ignored them and swam away.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,

I'm Hispanic buying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenny8138
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Let's taco bout it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjshow2006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries

the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewingcode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Taco Tuesday

While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.

I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."

Wife is hiding somewhere dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuaskin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to

taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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[request] need a counter pun for this taco Bell ad imgur.com/Sa46xQ4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreludeKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Bot-Killer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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This happened tonight. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant. My appetizer was a tuna taco topped with wakeme

Singing β€œWakeme up before you go go” apparently wasn’t as hysterical to everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Found at local Taco Bell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simoxys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Are you a taco?

Cause you sure taco lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ak47rs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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*Sad taco noises*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Demeter_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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*Happy taco noise*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoTuesday555
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I don't wanna taco about it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I hate tacos!

Said no Juan ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanoutdoorsnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Saw this sign at my local Taco Bell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairemt11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell

You can hear the SΓ­.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store...

Queso we needed some more.

.

I may have peaked with this one, guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumbermanDan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Taco Tuesday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4267SD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Found this at taco bell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpy_Chub
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?

They’re too corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2xj59ae
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.

He said, "Dead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My new bookends are the taco the town
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hnnyFreed0m
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Apparently no taco bells exist so I drew one. youtu.be/sUioghPRx94
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anila_Tac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween. He didn’t want to taco bout it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.

So I got a just in quesadilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercereric15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Did you hear about the Taco Supreme who tragically got dumped out? reddit.com/r/tacobell/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?

Sloppy JosΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordo32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I need taco puns

Not sure if I can post this here, but I need taco puns.....

My son is doing a taco truck project for GATE in school. They are designing a taco truck and have to create a menu as well. So far he is planning to name his truck "Nacho Average Taco Truck" and he needs punny menu ideas.... Ready. Go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMrsB2017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did one emotional taco say to the other emotional taco

Can we just TACO bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangyougotme
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I made some fish tacos last night

But they just ignored them and swam away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I don’t want to taco bout it.

(Taco breaks) I don’t want to Taco bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loganfal1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I hate tacos

...said no Juan ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubbaganube
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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