I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
I know. I'm milking it.
they can sell body parts for money.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Unfortunately, she wanted a raisin.
Don't wanna be
(Say out loud if you don't get it)
They're all so pixielated.
Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."
Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"
Hundreds and thousands cane to his funeral.
A pigment of your imagination
Hundreds and Thousands attended the funeral.
His ashes were Sprinkled.
I replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”
Seven-year old lost his first upper incisor last week. Woke up to a dollar under his pillow. My wife was disturbed: "A whole dollar? what happened to quarters?"
Last night, he lost his second front incisor. Again, he found a dollar under his pillow this morning. Wife: "Husband, don't you think that's too much to be giving for a tooth?
Me: "They looked like buck teeth to me."
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? Son: sure Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever after.