I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
So we did it squid pro quo
I forget my response
The police are expecting hundreds and thousands
they can sell body parts for money.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Unfortunately, she wanted a raisin.
They're all so pixielated.
Don't wanna be
(Say out loud if you don't get it)
Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."
Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"
A pigment of your imagination
Hundreds and thousands cane to his funeral.
Hundreds and Thousands attended the funeral.
His ashes were Sprinkled.
I replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? Son: sure Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever after.