dog tooth fairy pun

I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?

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What nationality is the six-titted fairy?

Nepalese.

I know. I'm milking it.

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Oh look, The diction-fairy (never judge a girl by her cover) XD
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The tooth fairy teaches children that...

they can sell body parts for money.

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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.

It's RaPUNzel.

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Frog parking at the local fairy garden
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What is a fairy’s favorite drink?

Sprite

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When fairy tales and groceries combine
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Rapunzel is not a fairy tale

It's a hairy tale.

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Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.

Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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The inventor of fairy bread passed away yesterday. Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
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What do you call a philosophical fairy?

ThinkerBell

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A fairy got a date...

Unfortunately, she wanted a raisin.

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The fairy-tale shoemaker was tired of working for the President. He sang:

Obama's elf

Don't wanna be

Obama's elf

Anymooooooooooooooooooooooore!

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My names Nuff, I'm a fairy

Fairy Nuff

(Say out loud if you don't get it)

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I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.....

They're all so pixielated.

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I think this fairy is on its holiday schedule too
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My daughter did NOT get a visit from the Tooth Fairy last night.

Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."

Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"

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What does the tooth fairy sell on Etsy?

Enamel pins!

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Apparently the guy who invented fairy bread died

Hundreds and thousands cane to his funeral.

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What do you call a hog fairy?

A pigment of your imagination

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A fairy tale beginning... imgur.com/gallery/YbAOAYb
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The man who invented Fairy Bread died last week.

Hundreds and Thousands attended the funeral.

His ashes were Sprinkled.

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My little girl asked me today, β€œDaddy, do all fairy tales begin with β€˜Once upon a time?'”

I replied, β€œNo honey, some of them begin with β€˜If I’m elected.'”

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Dadjoked, thanks to the Tooth Fairy

Seven-year old lost his first upper incisor last week. Woke up to a dollar under his pillow. My wife was disturbed: "A whole dollar? what happened to quarters?"

Last night, he lost his second front incisor. Again, he found a dollar under his pillow this morning. Wife: "Husband, don't you think that's too much to be giving for a tooth?

Me: "They looked like buck teeth to me."

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Fairy Tales

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

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What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?

A Hygenie.

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Shortest fairy tale

Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? Son: sure Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever after.

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Of Fairy Floss (Cotton Candy)

Daughter buys some fairy floss
Dad: "You know, spiders make cobwebs for free."

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