I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
Once Upon A Time....
A guy asked a girl to marry him.
She said, "No"
And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.
THE END.
They're alloy-gic!
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
Grimm.
So we did it squid pro quo
I forget my response
The police are expecting hundreds and thousands
they can sell body parts for money.
It's RaPUNzel.
ThinkerBell
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Unfortunately, she wanted a raisin.
They're all so pixielated.
Fairy Nuff
(Say out loud if you don't get it)
Obama's elf
Don't wanna be
Obama's elf
Anymooooooooooooooooooooooore!
Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."
Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"
Enamel pins!
A pigment of your imagination
Hundreds and thousands cane to his funeral.
Hundreds and Thousands attended the funeral.
His ashes were Sprinkled.
I replied, βNo honey, some of them begin with βIf Iβm elected.'β
A Hygenie.
Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? Son: sure Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever after.
Daughter buys some fairy floss
Dad: "You know, spiders make cobwebs for free."
It's a hairy tale.
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
