Because the underpants were a 100% off.
"$200 for Beats by Dr. Dre? I can just go to the supermarket and get them for $2 per pound!"
It was the biggest sail event they’ve ever had.
Black Friday shopping with my dad and we make a trip out to the car to drop off our bags. There must have been no other parking spots left because as we were unloading, a car pulls up and asks us, "Are you two going out?" My dad replies, "No, we're related."
So I went Black Friday shopping this morning and on my drive back home I got pulled over. I called my dad to break the news to him.
Dad: Did you get any great deals out there? Me: Not really. In fact, it was really expensive. I just got a $145 ticket for speeding. Dad: Wow. I've never heard of anything like that. That doesn't sound like a good deal to me. Me: I know. Talk about an expensive mistake. Dad: No, I've never heard of the band "speeding" and there is no way they are good enough for me to pay $145 dollars to see them. Hahahahaha
Dad humor is 1000x's better than yelling.
