Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
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︎ Jan 06 2021
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What is black, white and red all over?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Or is it a black bear-y tree?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..
"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked
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︎ Jun 05 2020
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?
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︎ May 18 2020
You know what the toughest thing about being a gay black police officer is?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What is black and smells like green paint?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What does the black panther say when he is confused
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Orange is the New Black.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
BLK, the black bottled water, is best served warm.
If you want it cold, you have to add the AC.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...
The task always saps my strength.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
As much as I love Netflix, when I look at the presidents, I don't think orange is the new black.
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︎ Jun 23 2018
What is a planet and a black hole at the same time
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︎ Apr 07 2019
My dog started dog school this week. My dad asked my sister if our dog was going to have a βlabβ partner. Which she does the other dog who is her partner is a black lab!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What is a black holes favorite song
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︎ May 29 2019
How can you tell if a newborn is into black metal?
If you can't cut the unbiblical chord
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︎ May 08 2019
What is the Black Panther's favourite song?
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I finally figure out who the black Stormtrooper is a clone of!
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︎ Nov 29 2013
While seeing a scene from Orange is the new Black...
"That's the kind of movie you have pay for." Multiple times at the latest cook out
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︎ Jul 09 2014
What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
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︎ May 17 2020
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
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