Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.

Patrick the Panda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India

Everywhere else it has stripes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonoHannabira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What is black, white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur-main-man-gabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Or is it a black bear-y tree?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/97AByss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..

"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Aayush11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.

I think he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sine_nomine1859
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?

A punisher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkthegrid
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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You know what the toughest thing about being a gay black police officer is?

The discrimination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill__DeWahl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What is black and smells like green paint?

Black paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What does the black panther say when he is confused

Wakanda nonsense is this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDWa1rus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Orange is the New Black.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1511018010051
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?

A "Brown Market?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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BLK, the black bottled water, is best served warm.

If you want it cold, you have to add the AC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJ4mmer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...

The task always saps my strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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As much as I love Netflix, when I look at the presidents, I don't think orange is the new black.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunter_Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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What is a planet and a black hole at the same time

Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-R-Bros
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My dog started dog school this week. My dad asked my sister if our dog was going to have a β€œlab” partner. Which she does the other dog who is her partner is a black lab!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creamethcheeseth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What is a black holes favorite song

Singularity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLGBANANABUS
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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How can you tell if a newborn is into black metal?

If you can't cut the unbiblical chord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What is the Black Panther's favourite song?

Take A Wakanda Wild Side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fess432
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I finally figure out who the black Stormtrooper is a clone of!

Django Fett

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkiMaskLoveStory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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Not even black friday is safe imgur.com/9GG61TM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slash_laser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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While seeing a scene from Orange is the new Black...

"That's the kind of movie you have pay for." Multiple times at the latest cook out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyZeusKreesto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leveonthis
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin, rolling down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expressionless420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin, rolling down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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