Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
Half a watermelon
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Patrick the Panda.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What is black, white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..
"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?
A punisher
You know what the toughest thing about being a gay black police officer is?
The discrimination.
What is black and smells like green paint?
Black paint.
What does the black panther say when he is confused
Wakanda nonsense is this
Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?
A "Brown Market?"
Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
BLK, the black bottled water, is best served warm.
If you want it cold, you have to add the AC.
Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...
The task always saps my strength.
As much as I love Netflix, when I look at the presidents, I don't think orange is the new black.
What is a planet and a black hole at the same time
Uranus
My dog started dog school this week. My dad asked my sister if our dog was going to have a “lab” partner. Which she does the other dog who is her partner is a black lab!
How can you tell if a newborn is into black metal?
If you can't cut the unbiblical chord
What is the Black Panther's favourite song?
Take A Wakanda Wild Side
I finally figure out who the black Stormtrooper is a clone of!
Django Fett
Not even black friday is safe imgur.com/9GG61TM
While seeing a scene from Orange is the new Black...
"That's the kind of movie you have pay for." Multiple times at the latest cook out
What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
