What is a child’s favorite rock band?
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
What do you call a manipulative rock band?
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
Did you hear about the new Office rock band?
It's led by frontman Excel Rows
If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy
Their band is called Def Leper
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
What is an Alzheimer's patient's favorite rock band?
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
The rock band of fire safety
I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.
My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.
What's the name of a childrens rock band?
I'm in a time traveling rock band
What classic rock band do only white people like?
Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?
They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!
It took all day, but I made a list of my favorite Prog Rock bands.
Did you hear about the new conservative Christian rock band?
Our rap/rock band in high school was named “The Shake Machine.”
Because “The Shake Machine” is ALWAYS down.
Which rock band is always current?
I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job
We're called LinkedIn Park.
What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band?
I found this new rock band that has obsessive compulsive disorder
If I had 5 cents for every rock band I dislike..
Did you hear about the rock band formed by a turkey?
He already had the drumsticks
Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.
Al Gore should start a math rock band.
He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.
What do you call a plumber in a classic rock band?
Rock bands lose their edge as they get older
Look it's my favourite rock band
In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
What's a vampire's favorite classic rock band?
I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'
We were better than The Cure
What's a soviet's favorite rock band?
My dad was in a rock n roll band in middle school
He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".
Dads take on vegetable based rock bands
This is an older story, I think it was roughly 98 or 99. My little brother was getting into rock and was listening to Limp Biskit and Korn. He saved up some money to get a CD so my dad took him to Sam Goody.
My little brother gets the newest hit record by Korn and brings it to the counter and check out. With my dad by his side, he places the record on the counter and the late nineties rocker chick, loaded up with tons of eye liner and hot topic wear working the cash register says "oh yeah! I love Korn, I know everything about them, I have all their records."
Without a fucking second thought and the straightest face, my dad says "I guess that makes you a little corny."
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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