Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
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Whatβs Indiana Jonesβs favorite rock band?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
my little Rock Band
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I just bought my son a rock and roll dog...
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Remember the band that did that rock cover of βwalk like an Egyptianβ by The Bangles?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What is a childβs favorite rock band?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My band only plays dog whistles
You have probably never heard us
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︎ Sep 25 2020
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What is Jesus' favourite band?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you call a manipulative rock band?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Rock bottom
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︎ May 01 2021
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
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︎ May 01 2021
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Wife says I wonβt get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
When you are at rock bottom in life...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths?
Because they don't have pockets.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What's chemist' s favourite band?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My dad trained his dog to sniff rocks and bark when it found a fossil.
It's a trained barkeologist.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said no I didnβt know he could.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
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︎ Apr 29 2021
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Wood you say my dog is ok?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What did the dog say to the ceiling?
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you call a cute dog who's a magician?
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︎ May 05 2021
I accidentally used the dog shampoo today....
I'm feeling like such a good boy.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Geology rocks
but geography is where itβs at
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts arenβt aloud
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). Youβre welcome.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
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︎ Apr 01 2020
What do you call a dog without legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, he's not coming.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog... buildings canβt jump
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith
As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Did youhear about the dog that sat outside a hospital for an entire day
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︎ Apr 24 2021
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but donβt sing?
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