The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
The Beatles tried recording an alphabet song....
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
Of all the Beatles drummers, I think Pete performed most magnificently...
the “Beatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are
Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch
... And George Harrison.
I always thought Ruby Tuesday was by the Beatles,
turns out it's by the Cinnabon.
I told my friend “I’m addicted to buying Beatles albums!”
He said “You need help.”
I said “No, I’ve already got that one”
What’s a dads favorite Beatles song?
I'm obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. My friends say I need help..
..but I've already got that one.
Beatle in a Beetle in a Beetle
I said to my mate, "I can't stop buying Beatles records..
He said "You need help."
"I've got that one." I replied.
What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?
The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool
"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.
But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom
"Letter B"
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?
Naan naan naan na na na naan
What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
The end of the Beatles boards?
My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song
Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”
Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”
Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”
I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
(Beatles) Come together, sperm and egg..
O-vary
I dont even know if this make sense, I should have been asleepp 4 hours ago
I don't think this is what the Beatles meant
The Beatles were anxious that their name might turn off pun enthusiasts.
‘Cause insects puns really bug them...
How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?
Only one Beatle was born a Starr.
I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver
But I gave it another shot and it blew me away
Beatles in the produce...
Why'd the beatle cross the road?
“Beatles or Stones?”, I asked my son.
“Why can’t we have something normal for dinner?”, he replied.
The Water Beatles have a show later today, you want to come?
They’re the band with Ringo Starrfish, Paul McCalimaritney, Prawn Harrison, and John Lemon Sole.
My favourite is Paul, he plays the sea bass
Did you hear about the guy from The Beatles that got a divorce but couldn't throw out one prized possession?
No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo
What citrus drink do The Beatles like?
My dad was telling me a story about how he once saw The Beatles hopping into a sedan after their show
Channeling The Beatles
So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:
Me: “You guys are talking about a ticket to park?”
Kid: “Yeah”
Me: “But I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”
Wife: “Shut up dear”
I look at the kid and point to my wife:
“She don’t care.....”
What do you call a Beatles member that is too weak to reverse his shopping trolley?
No pests allowed (x-post r/beatles)
What Beatle is entirely made out of fabric?
What did Yoko say when she broke up the Beatles?
How did The Beatles like their pop tarts?
Strawberry Filled Forever
Talking to my dad about The Beatles
Me: "Have you seen Across The Universe? I really liked it."
Dad: "Not in a long time, my eyesight isn't what it used to be."
Did you hear that they've been having trouble selling Beatles albums in some Scandinavian countries?
Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.
EDITED for geographical nomenclature.
What do you call a mausoleum where you’d bury the Beatles?
The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.
And it was called Twix and Shout!
I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.
"I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records."
"Sounds like you need help."
"No, I already have that one."
Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?
Letter B
Letter B
Letter B
Yeah
Letter B
Speaking words of wisdom
Letter B
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