What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?

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my little Rock Band
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A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.

I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.

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When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

OC/DC, we called ourselves.

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Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing

They're called Mount. Rushmore

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Remember the band that did that rock cover of β€œwalk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?

Pharaohsmith.

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What is a child’s favorite rock band?

The Offspring

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

The Who

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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
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You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...

They appreciate feedback.

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I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.

I'm still working out the Kinks.

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What do you call a manipulative rock band?

The controlling stones

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What is the electrician's favorite rock band?

I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquaRegia
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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Did you hear about the new Office rock band?

It's led by frontman Excel Rows

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I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy

Their band is called Def Leper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augerbine_Man
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What is an Alzheimer's patient's favorite rock band?

The Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
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The rock band of fire safety
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
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I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands

You could say I've got an appetite for destruction

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After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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What classic rock band do only white people like?

The Police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fellow_hiccupper
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I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.

My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.

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I'm in a time traveling rock band

It's called AD/BC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilmaxDCSwagger
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What's the name of a childrens rock band?

AB/CD

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?

They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!

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Did you hear about the new conservative Christian rock band?

Guns and Moses.

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It took all day, but I made a list of my favorite Prog Rock bands.

No rush, no Rush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Which rock band is always current?

AC⚑️DC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
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I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job

We're called LinkedIn Park.

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Our rap/rock band in high school was named β€œThe Shake Machine.”

Because β€œThe Shake Machine” is ALWAYS down.

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What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band?

Guns N' Moses

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If I had 5 cents for every rock band I dislike..

I would have Nickelback.

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I found this new rock band that has obsessive compulsive disorder

They're called OCDC

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Did you hear about the rock band formed by a turkey?

He already had the drumsticks

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Al Gore should start a math rock band.

He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.

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Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.

It was called AC/DC.

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Look it's my favourite rock band
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What do you call a plumber in a classic rock band?

Mario Speedwagon

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Rock bands lose their edge as they get older

Unless they're U2

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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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What's a vampire's favorite classic rock band?

The Bleedles.

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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'

We were better than The Cure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
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What's a soviet's favorite rock band?

Red Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvannTheLad13
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Whats a dad joke's favourite punk rock band?

Groan Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Courgettophone
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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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