What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
I see red people
What did the first person in a colored photo say?
Color me impressed!
I tried looking at the world through rose colored glasses
Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...
That’s when I finally realized I’m colorblind
These vegetables are colored green. google.com/search?q=colla…
We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.
He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.
So the wife made me shred my favorite colored t-shirt, I named him Tie
I unfortunately had to tell the kids "Tie-Dyed"
My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Bee one with the universe, colored pencils, 6x6"
My Dad told me a joke about colored food...
I dyed a little on the inside.
What do you call a coffee colored cow that has just given birth?
Decalfinated.
Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?
He dyed.
Some parents won’t let their kids have colored hair.
They’ll never dye on their watch.
I went to the craft store, and got a new neon-colored marker.
It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.
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So my friend asked me where the colored printers in the library where
I told him its 2015, segregation is over and he can use whatever printer he wanted.
I got the groan and he walked away to ask the librarian...
