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It already has 27 million degrees...
The future is bright
I heard my son mutter something to himself as he turned the light on in another room. I asked him what he said.
"I said, 'Let me shed some light on things.' "
That's a classic that I use every chance I get. I'm so proud!
Children were so intelligent, they have a bright future ahead.
Dad: Because the future is too bright, son.
because their future is so bright
You've got a bright future, kid.
Me: What's on your shirt? Him: Dinosaurs! Me: Have you ever seen a dinosaur? Him: No. They all died. That's why they're called die-nosaurs.
Kid has a bright future.
Edit: verb tense
In honor of Fathers Day, I'll share my father's two favorite jokes.
As a kid, whenever I would do something good in school, as in pass a test or get a good grade, my father would say "Wow, you're so bright, I should call you sun"
Whenever somebody would be leaving our house, whether it be friends or other family (nobody was safe) his closing line would be "well if I don't see you in the future, I guess I'll see you in the pasture!"
The light is beaming into my eyes. "Woah, it's so bright..", I remark.
"It's the future!"
"... What, Dad?"
"It's the future, Ermen, it's so bright!"
/u/notearsonlybrokenleg:
>My wife just gave birth to my beautiful new sun, Arthur.
>Here's to a bright future for my little man!
source: https://www.reddit.com/r/suns/comments/2rupxf/im_a_proud_new_father/
edit: Hmm. He knew.
Cook: If we add some vegetables, it will give the soup more volume Friend's daughter: Whatever you do to the soup, it's not going to get any softer or louder.
She's 8. I predict a long, bright future of dad jokes. :)
