I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_Baerbel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aromipesa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I once debated a flat earthed. He got me so mad I stormed off, saying I'd come back around eventually.

You could say I went over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendari
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...

turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.

One could say it was a sub-lime experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePokemasterYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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All of the world eventually got the virus

But China got it right off the bat

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Two antenna met on a roof and eventually got married

The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/son_of_x
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...

I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I knew my dad's influence would eventually pay off.

He raised me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.

I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them

I guess love isn't always on time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their homes without sports and in 9 months babies will be born.

They will be known as the Coronials

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Poor Bart eventually caught Coronavirus..

...He was displaying the usual Simpsons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.

When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"

The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:

"Irony," he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BholeFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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A guy is walking along, and he continues to walk. Eventually he walks into a well. Why did the guy walk into a well?

He couldn’t see that well

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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Once a Bank of America Bank cheque was lying next to a Wells Fargo Bank cheque, they started talking to each other and became friends....eventually, they became so close that they became

chequemates ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajdorUzu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalibabka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My friend stole my broken pen but eventually returned it.

That doesn't make it write.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggplantOrphan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...

...it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.

But it was an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friday-the-horse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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The phone was ringing for a while and I eventually got up to get it.

"Are you going to answer that call anytime today?" yelled my wife.

"No," I replied. "Probably a simple 'hello' will suffice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...

It had a short shelf life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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It took the Simian Council weeks of tense negotiating for a new Constitution, but eventually...

it all ended with a Round of Ape Laws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.

Only then will we reach peak internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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TIL: George Washington predicted that eventually the $1 bill will contain his likeness.

In that regard, he was on the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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When I was shadowing for my new school with my parents, we eventually walked into the math room, and saw a dry-erase board.

My dad couldn't resist the urge, and so, he shouted out:

"That's remarkable!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelGeek5321
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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If a trophy wife sits around long enough she’ll eventually atrophy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaolii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Last night I was late to a dinner with friends because I couldn't find any parking. Eventually, I just parked the car in a place with a lot of foot traffic.

It got toed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandJA1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U

I shit you not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfSun55
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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If you keep trying the same sudoku puzzle, you willl eventually solve it.

It's just a numbers game, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnHatchmo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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All countries eventually got Coronavirus...

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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All countries eventually got the coronavirus but...

china got it right of the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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All countries got coronavirus eventually, but...

China got it right off the bat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1Pootato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Every country will get COVID-19 eventually...

but China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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