After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.

They were releaved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedygoyem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I committed Seppuku once. I don't think I have the guts to do it again.

Seppuku is the suicidal act of stabbing yourself in the stomach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I said it once and I’ll say it again.

it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honkykat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I've said it once and I'll say it again...

it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildaredmeto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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If you ride a bike once, then ride it again

is that recycling?

(My dad's joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pessimistic_soul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I took the Agnetha from ABBA our for dinner once. I bumped into her again last week and asked if she enjoyed it and would she like to go for dinner again. She said...

β€œThere's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, For a Nandos.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Just once i want to hear a tv chef take a pinch of herbs and say "thyme" *second pinch "and thyme again".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/si1enced
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Once again the annual ninja parade passed through town unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchy987
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you get when Hitler doesn't lie, then lies once, then again, then two more times, then three times, then five, then eight, then thirteen times?

A fibber Nazi sequence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragondorkdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.

The results were neither here nor there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_other
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.

Now This raises more questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_2837
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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i’m gonna say it once and i’ll say it again

it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Once again Wal-Mart has sealed the deal. imgur.com/JWAYg6l
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikedudical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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[daily jumble] After his heart surgery, the marathon runner was happy to once again be a...

...pace-maker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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I've said it once and I'll say it again

It.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mateybob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I said it once and I'll say it again.

It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I said it once and I’ll say it again.

it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I said it once and I’ll say it again.

it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again

It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I said it once and I’ll say it again

It.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philrossi9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I've said it once, I'll say it again.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriendsOfFruits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I’ve said it once and I’ve said it again

And I’ve also said it a third time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonCardsVIII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I've said it once and I'll say it again

It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moustachioso
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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