A list of puns related to "Ever So"
We have a dad-abase full of them.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
She's been pushing me around and talking behind my back
You might say interest has been in creasing
It’s because on their luggage it said To N.Y
They were just made to be broken
(My brother who is a new father and newly enlisted solider told me this today)
It's genetic. I come from many generations of dads.
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean
Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode
Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median
it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
It is magnifi-cent.
He never installed an anti-virus.
“I do son, but men aren’t allowed in the ladies changing rooms.”
on an unrelated note i lost my job as a gynecologist today...
When he first saw me he said "Look I'm wearing jeans today" and to that I said "You don't wear jeans you're born with them!"
I was so happy
Me:Hey dad, i need some money to eat tomorrow Dad:And since when have you been eating money!?
I was giving my mom some advise as she was buying a new car a few years ago. She brought up a car I thought would be an awesome car to own, and she shot me down...hard..
Just once. From 1969-1978.
It rings a bell.
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