Don't let it replace your family.
"I Reddit."
The previous ones were daughterograms.
They've commemorated a city to him already.
They call it the for-biden city.
Actual joke my dad told me.
He was just Biden his time.
So the old man approaches the polling official and ask if his wife already voted. They ask for her full name and sure enough, she had already voted. He said Oh darn! She died 6 years ago but she keeps voting on every election and I was hoping to see her once again.
The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
Sea son's greetings.
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems
February 14th.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
A Deja Boo !
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
A man with a sack walks into a bar. He orders his first drink. The bartender asks, “What’s in that sack?” The man replies. It’s nothing, don’t worry about it. Later in the night, the man orders another drink. The bartender asks again, “What’s in the sack?” The man again replies, “It’s nothing worth seeing, don’t worry.” Later, the man comes up for his third drink. The bartender says, “Look, if you show me whats in that sack, I’ll give you a free drink. Whatever you want.” The man thinks for a moment, and opens the sack. He pulls out a tiny man, and a tiny piano. The tiny man starts playing the tiny piano. The bartender, surprised, asks, “Wow! Where’d you get this guy?” The man pulls out a magic lamp from the sack. “This thing. It can grant any wish. But the wish won’t be 100% accurate.” The bartender asks, “Can I try it out?” The man gives the magic lamp to the bartender. “I wish I had 100 bucks.” A few seconds later, 100 ducks waddle into the bar. The bartender says, “You’re right. This thing isnt very accurate” The man says, “I know. did you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?”
I'm thinking Feb 14th
His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
