One is a minor fined, the other is a miner's find.
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
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I need to concentrate.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. “This technology is going to change the world, I swear it!” I told her. “Can you answer the door? I’ve been on my feet all day”
“Yeah,” she replied, less enthusiastic than I,“but it’ll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.” She explained “When these machines develop such sentience, what’s stopping them from overthrowing us?” “Treating us as slaves, like we to them now?” She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
“It’s best not to worry about these things,” I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
“There are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!” “That future you’re frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.” I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. “Don’t think on it now, have some faith!” I told her.
Knock knock
“Now let that sink in!”
Hey guys! I am getitng a puppy in a few months and her name is supposed to be Zoe. However since she is pure golden retriever because of some laws her full name has to to be “Give me your ‘name’” and I want it to be some kind of pun containing the word “Zoe” since that what she’s gonna be called like Zoedorable but something that matches the sentence and I though that maybe you guys can help.
His name is Fidough
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.
Rob Lowe loves raw blow.
So I went home.
He's such a smoothie talker.
irrelephant ...,,,,That was the most stupidest joke ,sorry
I told him, 'that makes two of us'.
some would call it Legendairy.
Watchdogs
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"
I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".
He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".
Their laughing stock
They lead such chased lives!
Because it was pure bread
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
