"Dad, I know about real numbers, natural numbers and rational numbers. But what are imaginary numbers?"
"It's the numbers you use to call your imaginary girlfriend."
What does a Real number say to an Imaginary number during a fight?
At least I am not complex to understand
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
You know what's really odd?
Numbers not divisible by two
My university was so poor,
in math we could not afford real numbers, so we had to use imaginary numbers.
What do mathematicians daydream about?
Imaginary numbers.
I'll be here all week.
