All these people moaning about Covid restrictions...
They need to get out more.
All these protests....
I get being anti-homework but how can you be pro-tests?
Where does reddit store all these jokes?
Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school 🙃
All these years it was thought that Yoda only had one name. His family name is....
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?”
“They are to keep your shirt done up” he replied.
Where do dads get all these great jokes from?
Me: one day you will inherit all these priceless family heirlooms
My dumbass kid: dad these are vape pens
Me: no they are the family juuls
The way kids are dressing these days makes me think they all have COVID-19...
...they obviously have no taste.
It’s crazy, all these people running these virtual races, starting all over the place.
Where do we draw the line?
Son: "all these plot twists are making me confused"
Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"
Mate: where you getting all these jokes from?
Me: Reddit
Mate: I know you read it, but where?
I keep dropping my phone while reading all these dad jokes.
It’s getting out of hand.
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
My wife hates all these word play jokes, she said I need to stop
I replied: I can’t! Im addicted, how can I quit?
She said “any means necessary”
“No it doesn’t” I replied
Where do all these ants come from?
Grandparents. That’s where a(u)nts come from.
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
After all these years, my wife still thinks I’m sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, “What an Ass.”
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to do.
Where are all these great dad jokes stored?
Really getting tired of all these random 3.14 jokes
All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.
They are nothing but loom and doom.
Where do all these corny jokes come from?
Do you know where I come up with all these dad jokes?
I store them in my dad-a-base.
All these hot shingles are from r/memes
In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part
I already started singing to people from far away.
What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?
All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...
... corona takes the crown
Everyone is posting all these memes about being quarantined, and I dont find anything funny about them.
I guess they're inside jokes.
Me (at the numbers store): “Can I please purchase all of these averages?”
Clerk: “Sure, buy all means”
Admittedly a median joke, at best.
All these puns are
Much much me me me me handle handle
Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.
My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.
You think all these puns on r/dadjokes are bad?
Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
I’m on a roll here with all these puns guys
All these disease jokes....
All these jokes about the coronavirus have one thing in common...
They all conta gious one thing...bad puns!
All these lockdown protests can't help but make me think....
Let's all try to stay positive during these challenging times.
So if anyone asks, tell them you're Coronavirus positive 👍
These people buying up all the toilet paper can shove it up their ass.
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
All these peeps rushing out to buy TP...
Waddle I do with all these puns?
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “Wow! What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”
my first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
copilot: they keep your shirt closed
Reading all these posts makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
Where are all these great dad jokes stored???
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