Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
Calling all pun masters: Voting closes in a few days!
Call all pun creators
My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.
Be merciless.
Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.
Thank you all for your entries, they were great!
all puns in r/puns don’t have parents
only intellectuals will understand
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?
They store it in dad-a-base.
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked “can you see me ok?”
To which they answered “yes” “oui” “si” “ja”.
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:
We all feel like this sometimes
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
I'm older that all those falcons...
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
I have a cow joke for all of you...
You probably haven’t herd of it.
I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank
I had no words to describe how angry I was
I exercise by running up the street and knocking on all the doors....
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
I'm here all week! Try the veal!
The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.
I hear their clown act is corny.
I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
A good pickle joke is all about the dillivery
My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Heard you all like drum puns...
I got a Zildjian of them!
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Someone removed the 5th month from all my calenders
I attached all my watches together, to make a belt
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
Let's see what y'all do to continue this
I really need a thesaurus, but all the shops have sold out.
I can't describe how angry I am.
Submit all puns that are about puns here....
Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?
You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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