Carwash Puns

A list of puns related to "Carwash"

What is going through carwash with windows down and dog in back seat?

Carpet cleaning

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What did the carwash clerk say to the robber

Don't rob me I can give you a clean getaway

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👤︎ u/AFluffyOverlord
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What kind of Mexican food do you get atv the carwash

Car-neat-as

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👤︎ u/fuzznugget20
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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The car wash.

I've been too busy to go get an emissions test, so while my mom and I went out to run some errands, my dad did that and also filled my tank and took my car through the wash.

Dad: Did you notice anything different about your car?

Me: No.

Dad: I got you a carwash. I heard that the dirt needs to be changed every 6,000 miles.

Edited because I'm a dummy.

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👤︎ u/Nogoodverybad
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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