Dad can I wash the car with you ?

I dunno son, I prefer you use a sponge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I got in a fender bender at a car wash

It was a clean hit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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HHH'S car wash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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-Dad, can I wash the car with you?

-I don't know son, why can't you just use a sponge?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cray_z8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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How do you call the place where presidents wash thair car ?

Gorge washing ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodo-says-9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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a man and a man go through car wash

forget car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quinnsterr98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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While he was out, my husband text me 'I think I'll run through the car wash on my way home.'

I replied: 'Probably better to drive the car through.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkifly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Cow wash is just car wash with a Boston accent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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My wife suggested I wash the car with our son

I told her a sponge would be better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Setting up a Car-Wash Station at Work when I noticed a major safety hazard...

"We need to move our bucket display, they're way too close to the ground. Someone might kick the bucket!"

My manager walked away, but I'm sure he understood my concerns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinnamonico
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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My dad at the car wash

Driving through the car wash with my dad. Leaving slowly through the rapid dry. Dad turns to me and says "Now that's a blowjob."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvpete
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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I had my girlfriend help me wash my car in a bikini today.

Don't even ask me how I got the car in the bikini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoyoteTheFatal
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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The car wash.

I've been too busy to go get an emissions test, so while my mom and I went out to run some errands, my dad did that and also filled my tank and took my car through the wash.

Dad: Did you notice anything different about your car?

Me: No.

Dad: I got you a carwash. I heard that the dirt needs to be changed every 6,000 miles.

Edited because I'm a dummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nogoodverybad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts

I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was washing my car with my friend,

Until they said, β€˜can’t you just use a sponge?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pipoca-queimada
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A man was washing the car with his son.

The son asked, "why don't you use a sponge instead?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rey_lumen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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One day, a father was washing a car with his son...

The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I just built a car out of a washing machine.

I’ll be taking it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Been out washing the car with my son.

He said Dad why don’t you use a sponge like the other dads?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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My friend was washing his car with his young son reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lionmaster3000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.

...and that's my Bucket List.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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looking at bird droppings on the car before washing

dad: you know what the white part in the birdshit is?

me: uh, no.

dad: birdshit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrednugent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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I love playing catch with my kids.

But after I dropped one we have to use a ball now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamsternoir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A father was outside washing his car with his son

The son asks: "Dad, can't we just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ba71905
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I was washing the car with a friend

Until they said, β€œCan’t you just use a sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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A dad was washing his car with his son.

After a while, the son turned to his dad and said "Hey Dad, why can't we just use a sponge ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I built a car with my washing machine motor.

I am going to take it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A dad was washing his car with his son when the son said

β€œDad, can you please use the sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolkaDottedFork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A dad is washing his car with his son.

The son says: "Dad, can't you use a sponge"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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A dad was washing his car with his son.

The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks,

"Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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I was washing my car with my daughter the other day

and she asked β€œDad, why don’t you just use a sponge?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I was washing my car with my son

He said β€œcan’t you just use the sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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A man is washing his car with his son. The son says...

Why can’t you just use a sponge?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclemerle1775
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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A dad was washing his car with his son

The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bm_eez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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A dad is washing car with his son...

The son says β€œcan’t you just use a sponge?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I was washing the car with my son, until he said β€œcan’t you just use a sponge”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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The other day I was washing the car with my son

He asked me why I couldn’t just use a sponge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillonwbell65
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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A man is washing his car with his son

The son asks, "Can't you just use a sponge?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyesboyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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One summer day, a man was outside washing the car with his son.

His son said, "You know, you can use a rag to do this."

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I was washing a car with my friend

And then they asked me to just use a sponge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeezyMac_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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A father was washing the car with his son

The son said, "dad, can't we use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brad-corp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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