Car Washing Puns

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

I don't know why he didn't just use a sponge, like other Dads.

I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow

I’ll be taking it for a spin later.

His son said, "You know, you can use a rag to do this."

...and that's my Bucket List.

dad: you know what the white part in the birdshit is?

me: uh, no.

dad: birdshit

Until they said, ‘can’t you just use a sponge?’

The son asked, "why don't you use a sponge instead?"

The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"

He said Dad why don’t you use a sponge like the other dads?

Until they said, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”

After a while, the son turned to his dad and said "Hey Dad, why can't we just use a sponge ?"

The son asks: "Dad, can't we just use a sponge?"

"Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

“Dad, can you please use the sponge?”

I am going to take it for a spin later.

The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.

The son says: "Dad, can't you use a sponge"?

and she asked “Dad, why don’t you just use a sponge?”

He said “can’t you just use the sponge?”

Why can’t you just use a sponge?

The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.

He asked me why I couldn’t just use a sponge.

The son asks, "Can't you just use a sponge?".

The son says “can’t you just use a sponge?!”

And then they asked me to just use a sponge

The son said, "dad, can't we use a sponge?"