Yesterday I was washing the car with my son.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts

I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I just built a car out of a washing machine.

I’ll be taking it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My friend was washing his car with his young son reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lionmaster3000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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One summer day, a man was outside washing the car with his son.

His son said, "You know, you can use a rag to do this."

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1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.

...and that's my Bucket List.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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looking at bird droppings on the car before washing

dad: you know what the white part in the birdshit is?

me: uh, no.

dad: birdshit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrednugent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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I was washing my car with my friend,

Until they said, β€˜can’t you just use a sponge?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pipoca-queimada
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A man was washing the car with his son.

The son asked, "why don't you use a sponge instead?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rey_lumen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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One day, a father was washing a car with his son...

The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Been out washing the car with my son.

He said Dad why don’t you use a sponge like the other dads?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I was washing the car with a friend

Until they said, β€œCan’t you just use a sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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A dad was washing his car with his son.

After a while, the son turned to his dad and said "Hey Dad, why can't we just use a sponge ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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A father was outside washing his car with his son

The son asks: "Dad, can't we just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ba71905
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks,

"Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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A dad was washing his car with his son when the son said

β€œDad, can you please use the sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolkaDottedFork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I built a car with my washing machine motor.

I am going to take it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A dad was washing his car with his son.

The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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A dad is washing his car with his son.

The son says: "Dad, can't you use a sponge"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I was washing my car with my daughter the other day

and she asked β€œDad, why don’t you just use a sponge?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I was washing my car with my son

He said β€œcan’t you just use the sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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A man is washing his car with his son. The son says...

Why can’t you just use a sponge?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclemerle1775
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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I was washing the car with my son, until he said β€œcan’t you just use a sponge”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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A dad was washing his car with his son

The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bm_eez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The other day I was washing the car with my son

He asked me why I couldn’t just use a sponge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillonwbell65
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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A man is washing his car with his son

The son asks, "Can't you just use a sponge?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyesboyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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A dad is washing car with his son...

The son says β€œcan’t you just use a sponge?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I was washing a car with my friend

And then they asked me to just use a sponge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeezyMac_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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A father was washing the car with his son

The son said, "dad, can't we use a sponge?"

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