Yesterday I was washing the car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
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Recently, Iβve been building a car made from old washing machine parts
Iβm going to take it out a spin tomorrow
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
Iβll be taking it for a spin later.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
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︎ Apr 21 2019
One summer day, a man was outside washing the car with his son.
His son said, "You know, you can use a rag to do this."
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︎ Apr 30 2018
1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.
...and that's my Bucket List.
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︎ May 29 2018
looking at bird droppings on the car before washing
dad: you know what the white part in the birdshit is?
me: uh, no.
dad: birdshit
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︎ Mar 02 2014
I was washing my car with my friend,
Until they said, βcanβt you just use a sponge?β
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A man was washing the car with his son.
The son asked, "why don't you use a sponge instead?"
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︎ Sep 30 2020
One day, a father was washing a car with his son...
The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Been out washing the car with my son.
He said Dad why donβt you use a sponge like the other dads?
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︎ May 24 2020
I was washing the car with a friend
Until they said, βCanβt you just use a sponge?β
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︎ Dec 29 2019
A dad was washing his car with his son.
After a while, the son turned to his dad and said "Hey Dad, why can't we just use a sponge ?"
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︎ Jan 28 2020
A father was outside washing his car with his son
The son asks: "Dad, can't we just use a sponge?"
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︎ Jun 01 2020
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks,
"Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
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︎ Jun 23 2017
A dad was washing his car with his son when the son said
βDad, can you please use the sponge?β
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︎ Dec 17 2019
I built a car with my washing machine motor.
I am going to take it for a spin later.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
A dad was washing his car with his son.
The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
A dad is washing his car with his son.
The son says: "Dad, can't you use a sponge"?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I was washing my car with my daughter the other day
and she asked βDad, why donβt you just use a sponge?β
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I was washing my car with my son
He said βcanβt you just use the sponge?β
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︎ Oct 03 2019
A man is washing his car with his son. The son says...
Why canβt you just use a sponge?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
I was washing the car with my son, until he said βcanβt you just use a spongeβ
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︎ May 15 2018
A dad was washing his car with his son
The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
The other day I was washing the car with my son
He asked me why I couldnβt just use a sponge.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
A man is washing his car with his son
The son asks, "Can't you just use a sponge?".
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︎ Apr 25 2019
A dad is washing car with his son...
The son says βcanβt you just use a sponge?!β
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︎ Jun 26 2019
I was washing a car with my friend
And then they asked me to just use a sponge
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︎ Jul 13 2018
A father was washing the car with his son
The son said, "dad, can't we use a sponge?"
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