Loyalty Card Puns

A list of puns related to "Loyalty Card"

I just tried scraping ice off my windscreen with a loyalty card....

I only managed to get 20% off.

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👤︎ u/radiofirey
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I hate those "loyalty cards" that you get from Starbucks, etc.

I got "too many" points on one of them, and now I'm not allowed to drive :(

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👤︎ u/ShredderSte
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Have you got a "smart shopper" loyalty card sir?

No, I'm not a smart shopper.

(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")

(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")

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👤︎ u/StoolZA
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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