At the Smithsonian Museum.

Entering the Smithsonian museum of Natural History today, my 5 year old son screams, Dad there's an elephant in the room! I asked him if he wanted to talk about it and he said, "No."

If he only could appreciate how perfect that moment was for me.

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Daughter nailed it this weekend...

I’ve been telling my #2 daughter dad jokes from this sub every day. She got me back this weekend.

As we were walking to the National Mall in D.C. for the Earth Day concerts on Saturday we noticed that the Smithsonian was having the National Math Festival.

She says – What do you do there? Solve math problems and eat Pi?

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Panda Puns

I was group messaging both my parents.

me: the Smithsonian panda cam is back up

dad: I'm just absolutely thrilled.

me: you should be

mom: unlike your father, I am very happy

dad: Katie (my mom's name), you're just panda-ring to her.

After neither my mom nor I responded to the joke, he continued with: nobody liked by punda

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