Stoplight Puns

A list of puns related to "Stoplight"

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m about to change..

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👤︎ u/atoterrano
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the Mexican tell the foreigner when teaching him about stoplights?

"Red stop, Gringo."

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👤︎ u/ShyGuyGamer667
📅︎ May 25 2020
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I was sitting at a stoplight when a gorgeous woman pulled up next to me and rolled down her window. I rolled my window down and smiled at her. She looked at me and said,

“What? Did you fart too?”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Driving with my girlfriend...

Her: "Look at that broken stoplight. It looks like something took a bite out of it."

Me: "It was me. I just wanted a light snack."

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👤︎ u/jonthegrat1
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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👤︎ u/davidbesp
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What did the stoplight say to the car... don’t look I’m changing.
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👤︎ u/aim2win98
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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