Why does the president stop at the traffic light?

Because he's a Law A 'Biden' citizen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d7my_d7oom
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Selena traffic light
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m about to change

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I saw Kevin Hart stop at a traffic light yesterday...

it was Hart braking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aa_tree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the traffic light go red?

Because it saw a pretty car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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They took down the traffic lights in my town

They sure have a roundabout way of doing things. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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As things go, green traffic lights are useful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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The city council wanted to install a new traffic light at the busy intersection

They just needed the mayor to green light the project

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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"Made it home early, traffic was really light today"

"it's all that lifting you've been doing at the gym"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atworkitcansee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Why do intersections have two pairs of two traffic lights?

Because they are fourwarnings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falloonalan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teron__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

"Don't look I'm changing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

β€œDon’t look, I’m about to change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoNamesLeftPL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

"Don't look I'm changing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

"Don't look I'm changing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did one traffic light say to the other?

Don’t look I’m changing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

"Don't look I'm changing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did the traffic light turn red?

It was embarrassed to change in the street!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_rollzzz_Royce_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What did the traffic light say to ther car?

"Don't look I'm changing!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the passing driver?

Don't look, I'm changing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SammyWammyCammy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m about to change!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeHaveZeroFriends
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look! I'm about to change."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlashShades
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You would too, if you had to change in public!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickyniceguy1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You'd blush too if you had to change in front of all these people!

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