"Do you sell flip flips?"
To get new Booooooots.
So many soles were lost
Because they had a clog in their drain!
They booted me out
He did it for the kicks.
I don't get it, I've just been telling them to take a Hike.
I just keep flip-flopping!
I'll never do that again, cause the dealer laced them with something.
Something is always afoot there
She is the fairest of the mall.
My co-worker turned to a veteran employee and said, “ya know, for as long as ugg has been around I’m surprised they haven’t made any uggs for dogs.”
I chuckle to myself for a few seconds and he asks, “What the hell is so funny?”
I respond in the voice of an over enthusiastic sales man, “Hello there miss, I see you’ve brought your dog in today, what size is she....K-9?”
You can't set your own rules. You must toe the line.
Kid groaned, wife groaned, but I got a chuckle from the clerk.
He tried on some velcro shoes. He asked if they looked like old man shoes. I said "If the shoe fits"
They soled all their shoes.
Those poor soles.
Buy one shoe, get the other shoe free!
Told the sales clerk he wanted to start the year off on the right foot.
sigh.
Not my dad, but i overheard this man with his wife and daughter:
Walking into Payless Shoe Store the other day and when you walk in the greeter said: "Welcome to Payless, can I help you find anything?"
The dad replied "Payless? What if I wanted to pay more?!"
Not a single laugh was heard except for the stifled giggle of the dad.
